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Every Handshake Is Suspicious Funny Quote T Shirt
$22.99
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Every Handshake Is Suspicious Funny Quote T Shirt – Origins, Inspiration & Why You Need It
The Story Behind Every Handshake Is Suspicious Funny Quote T Shirt
In the bustling streets of New York City, amidst the cacophony of honking taxis and street vendors, a small design studio was born. It was 2020, a year that would forever change the world. The pandemic had turned every interaction into a cautious dance, and the handshake, once a universal symbol of trust, became a relic of the past. Inspired by this shift, the designers at Urban Threads sought to capture the zeitgeist with humor and wit.
“Every Handshake Is Suspicious” emerged as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the new normal. Drawing from cultural touchstones like the iconic “Seinfeld” episode where handshakes were dissected with comedic precision, the design resonated with a society grappling with uncertainty. The shirt became a canvas for shared experiences, a badge of resilience in a world where personal space was redefined.
Today, this funny quote T-shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a conversation starter, a reminder of the absurdity we navigated together. As we slowly return to normalcy, the shirt remains a testament to human adaptability, capturing the essence of a time when every handshake was indeed suspicious.
Craftsmanship & Material Excellence
- Exclusive Artwork: In-house designs you won’t find anywhere else.
- Superior Comfort: Ultra-soft, breathable fabric for all-day ease.
- Eco-Friendly Inks: Vibrant prints made with sustainable, non-toxic dyes.
- Precision Tailoring: Expert stitching for long-lasting wear.
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- Free Customization: Tailor colors or fit at no extra cost.
- Fast, Reliable Shipping: Arrives quickly, right to your door.
Exclusive Offer & Call to Action
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SHIPPING TIMES:
– United States:
- Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
- Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)
– International:
- Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
- Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)
SHIPPING COST:
– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
- Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
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